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Carnivore! - The Meat Eaters Energy Drink

Nate Barker

A few weeks ago my daughter and I were in the checkout line of a local store. There on the shelf were cans and cans of energy drinks. Looking at the labeling, ingredients, and general foolishness of the whole thing, I turned to my daughter and said, "What if there was an energy drink with meat flavors?" We both cringed and laughed. A few hours later I had created what I think is the future of the energy drink market. The following are my ideas for the marketing campaign for Carnivore! The energy drink for meat eaters. If you can think of other meats we should include, please let me know in the comments below.


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Bacon Flavored Energy Drink


Chicken Cordon Bleu Energy Drink


Beef Wellington Energy Drink

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Guest
Sep 04, 2024

How about Biscuits and Gravy flavor? I'd love to rip open a fresh can and slug down some chewy goodness after a hard workout. Pop it in the freezer and have some nice gravy-flavored ice cream...um...icy vittles. Love it!

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Nate Barker
Sep 05, 2024
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Great suggestion! I'll talk to the marketing team about it.😀

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